Your Crisis Safety Plan: Dump These Unsafe Dividends Now

 | Mar 26, 2020 06:00AM ET

There’s one investment you simply must not hold in this market crash—a highly speculative, high-yielding instrument called an exchange traded note (ETN).

Does the name sound familiar? That’s probably because it sounds like “exchange-traded fund,” or ETF. But an ETN isn’t like an ETF at all—and that’s a distinction many people fail to make.

So what’s an ETN, then?

It’s a highly leveraged, speculative instrument that lets investors access particular asset classes. In good times, ETNs can skyrocket. These, however are, er, more interesting times.

ETNs: Guaranteed Losses in the Coronavirus Crisis

As a result of the coronavirus selloff, ETNs aren’t just going to rack up big losses—they’re going to go to zero. This is a disaster, especially since there are so many valuable companies to invest in right now, including those with strong cash flows like Amazon.com (NASDAQ:AMZN) and Apple (NASDAQ:AAPL), which will come through this downturn just fine.

Before we go further, let’s quickly talk about how an ETN works.

Unlike an ETF, an ETN doesn’t buy the assets it’s supposed to track. Instead, it’s a debt issued by a bank that promises to pay investors the value of the index the ETN tracks. Most ETNs are issued by Swiss investment bank UBS (NYSE:UBS)

So, for instance, the UBS AG FI Enhanced Global High Yield ETN (NYSE:FIHD) tracks large-cap and mid-cap stocks, even though it doesn’t actually buy any of them. Instead, UBS promises to exchange the ETN for its market value, so it trades on public markets, and the market approximates the value of the ETN as if it were a real fund.

Sound abstract? It is. And a lot of ETN investors don’t fully understand this abstraction, or what it means in a downturn. One of the biggest risks with ETNs is their mandatory redemption clause. This states that, if the ETN falls under $5.00, UBS must redeem it for cash. Here’s what that would mean for FIHD.

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