TLT ETF: Silken Smooth

 | Oct 23, 2022 02:06AM ET

I loaded the 60-day intraday history of all the ETFs I follow, and one of them stood out among all the rest: bonds (by way of TLT). Oh my lord, why didn’t I just put my entire account into TLT puts instead of screwing around with goddamned equities? I have never seen such a smooth, relentless, not-an-uptick-in-sight gorgeous piece of artwork in my entire life. ARGHHHHHHHHH.