Stocks: Straight-Faced Longs

 | Dec 09, 2016 12:42AM ET

If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em, right? Honestly, this Trump rally has put me in a -- how shall i put this? -- deeply contemplative mood, particularly given the special insanity of this week, in which small caps lurch from record high to record high. But in the spirit of this madness, I dug through the list of 180 stocks I have in my “Bull Pen” watch list to pull out those I could still offer, with a straight face, as bullish charts.

To be clear, the vast majority of them look like this, which is all well and good for those of you with time machines, but I just don’t think it’s that useful to point out symbols that have been going up in a straight line for seven straight years now.

h3 Accenture (NYSE:ACN)/h3