It’s A Bear Market, After All

 | Mar 14, 2022 10:53AM ET

They gotcha, didn’t they? Just like they got me last time. Here we were, a bunch of Slopers, scurrying around, shrieking, doing each other’s hair, and in general acting all willy-nilly, about yet another tradeable bottom “the S&P 500 Futures is gonna gap up 50 points” embarrassment. And, hey, you weren’t far off. You got yer fifty points.