Goofy Gamble Long Positions

 | Jan 18, 2016 12:02AM ET

I’ve got twenty long positions (which, for me, is as freakish as Khloe Kardashian being granted an actual PhD from Stanford University), and they fall into a couple of categories. Most of them are lottery plays – – goofy gambles, as I’ve named them here – – which I’m hoping will bounce into yet another lower high. I’ve drawn arrows suggesting the sorta-kinda place they might ascend. Tomorrow I will do a “Legit Longs” post with more classically sensible long positions.