Gold-Record’s Calamity; Stocks’ Stark Misfortune-to-Be

 | Dec 11, 2023 02:10AM ET

British Prime Minister (1874-1880) Benjamin Disraeli is infamously quoted in reference to the leader of Parliament’s Opposition: “If Gladstone fell into the Thames, that would be a misfortune; and if anybody pulled him out, that, I suppose, would be a calamity.”