Gold Is Just A Metal

 | Aug 03, 2015 12:26AM ET

Good gracious how perceptions have changed as churned by the tide of our culture's continuing devolution. The following is straight from the "Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All Dept."

This past week, upon my sauntering through the club bar to pour a café ahead of doing some honest work, a spritely young professional with whom I am acquainted queried: "How's gold?" I replied: "Well, 'tis been struggling a bit, but considering 'twill trade in excess of $2,000, 'tis a heckova buy down here at $1,100". The response: "Really?" My cheerfully confident answer: "Absolutely!" Then came the pregnant question: "But isn't gold just a metal?"

Prone to being excessively wordy at times, rarely am I known to be speechless. But that one stunned me. Is this to where we've come? Gold is "just a metal"? With all respect due the person, that question is quintessentially exemplary of the socially dumbed-down assumptions about gold that have seemingly pervaded even the highest levels of fiduciary responsibility, making them quite honestly appear "stuck on stoopid". To be sure, money managers must be on the right side of trends, Gold's having clearly been down since 2011, whilst the S&P 500 has better than tripled since 2009. But were I running clients' portfolios stuffed chock-full of stocks, given our "live" calculation of the S&P 500's price/earnings ratio is now at 35.2x, I doubt I could face the mirror in the morning, let alone the day, (and when it all goes wrong, hardly the clientele). But counter the low S&P earnings with the seven-fold increase in Fed Faux Dough since the early 1980s, and rationally, gold right now ought have its price swapped with the level of the S&P: 1095 2104. Fortunately (or otherwise?) from the "For The Sake Of Sanity Dept.", reversion to the mean shall supervene. And then, luv, 'twill be all about the overshoot.

Meanwhile back at the bar, as the whiff of vapours from the café restored my senses, I smiled and put forth to my acquaintance: "Gold is money, as it has been for 5,000 years", and excused myself toward moving on with all due dispatch.

Hardly being further dispatched downward this past week was gold, which on a points basis put in its third narrowest trading range since late August of last year, the rightmost of the weekly bars below quite stubby given the week's FedSpeak (or rather NonSpeak), an unsurprising GDP reading for Q2, all within a bit of summer malaise. Still, stretching to put a positive bow on the week, 'twas just the third of the last ten to sport a higher low: