Gold Firms Following Fed Theatrics

 | Sep 25, 2016 08:22AM ET

You Shakespeareans out there no doubt recall from "Hamlet", the Danish prince's sycophantic buddies, (turned spies for cunning Uncle King Claudius), Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. 'Course, as the tragic tale unfolds, the immortal Bard deftly writes the pair out of the script, courtesy of Hamlet himself finding and rewriting his would-be executioner's instructions. All that fictitiously went down 'round 1600.

Now let's fast forward four centuries past 2000 to today's Federal Open Market Committee, wherein we find Rosengren, George and Mester. Might their minority votes in failing to raise the Funds Rate this past Wednesday nonetheless be an expression of dissent against Princess Yellen, perhaps toward currying favour with a would-be King Trump? Ah, how the tragic tale of the Federal Reserve Bank doth unfold! Such classic theatre 'tis.

Less of a classic approach, but certainly more in tune with that of modern-day society, came the following assessment. Long-time readers of The Gold Update know that our microphones are just about everywhere, indeed picking up this bit from Wednesday's post-Policy Statement press conference by the Fed Chair herself:

Economic growth, which was subdued during the first half of the year, appears to have picked up. Household spending continues to be the key source of that growth. The spending has been supported by solid increases in household income as well as by relatively high levels of consumer sentiment and wealth

In response to which came this from maverick FinRadio host Phil Grande, laughing:

I tell you, this woman is more crooked than a corkscrew. You can't believe a thing that she says, not a thing!

Such "in your face" theatre 'tis.

Regardless across the spectrum of opinion, ours analytically regards the track of the economic barometer (blue line) in recent months, as corkscrewing along with a downside bias, per this view from one year-ago-to-date along with the bubblin' S&P 500 (red line):