3 Deadly Dividends To Sell Yesterday (And 3 BIG Dividends You Need Now)

 | Apr 23, 2019 06:34AM ET

ETFs, or exchange-traded funds, are for suckers. There is no reason for any savvy income investor to get wrapped up in this “$3.4-trillion obsession.”

Why do I say $3.4 trillion? Because that’s how much Americans have tied up in them. But there are better ways to buy the same types of stocks, and shortly we’ll highlight three ETF replacements you can buy just as easily for yields up to 7.5%.

Wall Street is (of course) happy to play along with the ETF craze, cranking out fund after fund to give folks their fix—some so “out there” they track wheat futures, casino stocks, even companies that aim to curb obesity.

It’s true! That last one’s called the Obesity ETF, with the catchy ticker SLIM.

If you want a true sign ETFs are overdone, consider this: back in 2007—just 12 years ago—there were 290 ETFs out there.

Today? More than 5,000—17 times more!

Of course, many of these ETFs were slapped together to let the fund companies cash in on the fad of the day.

The result? Way too many endanger your dividends with collapsible payouts, stomach-churning volatility and portfolios so frothy they’re “hardwired” for deep plunges when markets pull back.

Let’s dive into the three high-risk ETFs you must dodge now. After each one, I’ll show you a high-yield closed-end fund (CEF) , with dividends ranging from 5% all the way up to 7.5%!

Deadly ETF No. 1: “A Perfect Setup for Massive Losses”

Let’s start with one of today’s hottest trends: the rise of automation and artificial intelligence . It’ll likely come as no surprise that there’s an ETF for that: the iShares Robotics and Artificial Intelligence ETF (NYSE:IRBO).

Too bad the negatives start piling up right away, especially if you need income. IRBO yields a pathetic 0.7%, so dropping $100,000 into will only get you $700 a year! That’s so sad it isn’t worth spending another second on.

IRBO has beaten the SPDR S&P 500 ETF (NYSE:SPY) since inception, but that outperformance is marginal (and that’s being generous!). And check out the wild volatility you would’ve had to stomach:

IRBO Crashes, Then Reboots