3 “Boring” Funds That Crush Stocks, Pay Up To 8.6%

 | Jun 01, 2020 07:22AM ET

Today we’re going to dive into the three best closed end funds of all time. These retirement-changing dividend plays—yielding all the way up to 8.6%!—have not only been crushing all other CEFs, but they’ve been demolishing the S&P 500, as well.

That’s just not supposed to happen!

After all, the pundits are constantly telling us that actively managed funds should not beat the S&P (NYSE:SPY) 500, and you’d be better off with a low-cost index fund like the Vanguard S&P 500 ETF (NYSE:VOO).

But these three CEFs have been crushing VOO for years—and they’re on track to keep doing so.

That’s not all they offer—these funds also pay dividends more than three times higher than the S&P 500 average, boosting your nest egg while giving you a much bigger cash stream than you could ever get from index funds.

Market-Crushing CEF #1: A Smartly Run Healthcare Fund Paying 5.9%

Our first fund is the BlackRock Health Sciences Fund (NYSE:BME), a biotech and pharma CEF that leverages a deep bench of medical experts to identify companies likely to make the biggest breakthroughs—a critical skill in a world dealing with the coronavirus.

The fund has Merck & Co. (NYSE:MRK)), which recently bought a firm working on a vaccine for COVID-19, among its top 10 holdings. It also owns medical-device makers Medtronic (NYSE:MDT) and Baxter International (NYSE:BAX), as well as Zoetis (NYSE:ZTS), an animal-health firm that’s positioned to profit from the mass of pet adoptions we’ve seen during the lockdown.

And talk about performance: this 5.9%-yielder’s expertly assembled portfolio has nearly doubled the S&P 500’s return since inception (note that all charts below include these funds’ dividends).

Destroying the Index