2 'Dividend Swiss Army Knives' To See You Through A Crash

 | Sep 20, 2021 05:11AM ET

Many folks see dividends as just a source of income. But they’re so much more! The two high-yield buys I’ll show you today, for example, are what I like to call “dividend Swiss Army knives.”

(One of these stealth funds pays an unheard-of 9.4% payout today, so you’d be pulling in a cool $9,400 in dividends for every $100K invested—enough to recoup your entire investment in dividends alone in a bit more than 10 years! It doesn’t get much safer than that.)

And yes, I know full well how corny “dividend Swiss Army knife” sounds. But the name works! Because apart from simply paying you a massive income stream, these two funds—closed-end funds (CEFs), to be specific—also:

  • Fade your portfolio’s volatility (a key strength in the overbought market we’re facing today).
  • Cut your tax bill. It’s true! One of the funds we’ll dive into pays a 4.8% dividend that’s tax-free—so it could be worth up to 7.5% to you, depending on your tax bracket.
  • Build your nest egg fast, because their big dividends give you the option of reinvesting some (or all) of your payout, ballooning the value of your portfolio as you do.
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I put “low volatility” at the top of the list above because many of the market indicators I watch are pointing to a choppy period ahead—so we income investors need to lock down our payouts now, then get set to pounce when the next selloff overshoots on some investments (as they always do!), giving us a clear shot at some “snap-back ready” gains.

Heck, even the mainstream media’s caught on to the selloff worry—and they’re usually the last to know. Case in point: CNN’s Fear & Greed Index, which has been green for months but just turned red.

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