17 'Crash-Proof' Funds Yielding 8.1%+ With Upside

 | Nov 18, 2019 04:53AM ET

There’s nothing worse than watching your cash drain away in a downturn—especially if you’re near retirement and don’t have the time to bounce back. That’s why I’m hearing so much fear these days that 2020 could be another 2008.

Luckily, there’s a simple way to protect your nest egg. It involves 17 unique funds that let you hold the S&P 500 companies you know well, but with two key differences:

  • Steady returns: These 17 funds have delivered an annualized 8%+ in dividends and gains over the past decade.
  • Massive dividends: at an 8.1% average dividend, these 17 funds hand you cash payouts 4.5-times bigger than the average S&P 500 stock.
  • Big dividends like these are critical to your safety, because cash really is king: once it’s sitting in your account, it’s impossible for a meltdown to steal it away from you. More on these 17 funds shortly. First, let’s see where these “2008 redux” fears are coming from.

    A Helium-Powered Market

    It’s no coincidence that I’ve been hearing more crash fears in the last five weeks—they come in a time when the biggest stocks out there—Microsoft (NASDAQ:MSFT), Amazon (NASDAQ:AMZN), Facebook (NASDAQ:FB) and Berkshire Hathaway (NYSE:BRKa) (BRK.A, BRK.B)—are up around 5% each, more than half as much as the stock market typically goes up in an entire year.

    And then there’s Apple (NASDAQ:AAPL), the world’s largest publicly traded company, which has had a market cap over $1 trillion for a long time. That hasn’t stopped it from soaring nearly 15% in just five weeks.

    Apple Goes Up Like an Arrow